InsaneScholar

Hi gamers I’m still alive but college is just a hoe jdbzjdnxj

InsaneScholar

Vaati: Yeah I’m good with kids
          
          
          
          Also Vaati after babysitting Zelda for one (1) hour: I really don’t care that you’re a baby, I’ll snap your neck like a twig.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          *guys I’m working on the next chapter I promise it’s just life has been kicking my ass lately but I’m doing my best and I’m alive I promise medjodneinrkdjish

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Ezlo is a literal fucking boomer and you can’t change my mind
          
          Also if he was so willing to verbally abuse Link then OF COURSE he would have been doing the same thing to Vaati all those years.
          
          The only difference is that Vaati, being a serious student, and a “meek, minuscule nothing”, took it all in as part of him being Ezlo’s apprentice and in fear of angering his master. And at one point he simply snapped. The reason Ezlo got to the point where he “got along” so well with Link is because Link went “ok boomer” on him and stood up to him, even THREATENING Ezlo to wash him at the cleaners at one point.
          
          Now I don’t mean to say Ezlo is a bad person or anything because he probably really wanted Vaati to become the best he could be. But he was one of those boomers that yell at employees for taking too long with their takeout orders and keep complaining about every single thing that millennials do.
          
          But I mean he’s Ezlo and he’s funny so I mean, I guess he’s one of my favorite boomers lmao

rioluNeon477

@ InsaneScholar  i laughed so hard st this cos its true, Ezlo is a bad teacher and a bad parent
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@InsaneScholar  Uh- excuse me, I prefer but will get extremely offended by the term: Zoomer.
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Wow... I was looking for some Vaati images to add to my story when I suddenly ran into some art that had the name of my story under it?? Even though that image isn’t one I have used for my story yet, it had the name of my story, and it said “Wattpad Stories” as well. I clicked on the link because why the hell not and it actually took me to one of my chapters?? I’m just like,,,,, SHOOK
          
          I never thought my story would become so popular aaaagh but I’m so happy people are liking it so far! 
          
          Also I wish wattpad would let us share pictures on our status because I have some art I’d like to share with you guys but I’m pretty sure I won’t be using it for my story so rip

InsaneScholar

Vaati for Smash or I’ll go and cry in front of Sakurai’s wife

Marya_344

@ InsaneScholar  lets fly to japan and show 'em how cool our boy is!!! +we need a minish cap remake
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@Ninaa_334 IKR AAAAAAAA plus since Cadence of Hyrule was so popular and Octavo is actually a homage to Vaati my boi still has a chance. Or even if they put Octavo instead I’m sure they’ll give him a Vaati skin. I mean they HAVE to. Or I’ll cry :’) AND HE COULD STILL APPEAR IN BOTW2 SO I WILL NOT LOSE HOPE
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