Hey Y'all, I'm not dead. Now I know you're probably who the hell is this. Well this is the person who you follow either out of pity, you were bored the day you pressed that button, or just drunk. The person that never posts anything and you always assume I'm dead, or in jail. Well good news, I'm not! Yet anyway, so what was I going to say? Oh yea, I know this is gonna be a shocker so please don't die on me. Too many legal bills that come a long with that, but I posted something. Yay me. Poor you. Okay..I'm gonna go.
Been way too long since I last ate. Wow it's already been 6 1/2 minutes!! You understand my struggle!!
That's my rant