I am really tempted to make a story out of a role play I did with four other people, which was EddsWorld related.
Basically, I am Monster Tamara protecting kiddie Tom and Tord. Really I am just the mom and they even call me 'mom'. Tori is my friend and she has some weird looking pet that isn't trained and attacks people for no reason. Tori named her pet Borf(don't ask) and doesn't care when her pet attacked little Tom. I told her to control it but she says it is the kids fault for touching Borf...
Let me know if I should make something out of this. If not, then I'll tell you the rest later.