I'm a horrible writer, but an excellent drinking buddy. 
If you ever need a good slap in the face, I'm your person. 
But if a hug is what you need, then I can provide that too.

As for the stories I hope to put out (if I ever stop being a lazy bum) they'll probably be cliché and crappy, but if I entertain even one person I'll be happy. 

Well, that's it for my life story. 
Follow if you want, if not give me the most creative excuse why you won't.




WARNING: TREES EAT PEOPLE 

Special note: Trees don't eat crazy people or people who like the color blue.