Phoenix

I dusted off my account and found more followers?? The hell??

I am now 16!

So I failed

Church Teacher:...God hates Harry Potter. 
          Me: *planning on wearing a Slytherin uniform the last day of church*

*So me and my dad were picking up my siblings when we passed by a teacher*
          
          Teacher: Hi dad! Hi mom!
          Me: Hi!-Wait
          Teacher: Sister! I mean sister!

Me: *writing fanfics in my head*
          My brother: I wanna marry mommy!
          Me:....’what?...What the hell did I miss??’
          

Dad: *tosses the thing of water at me*
          Me: Why! You know I’m weak!
          Dad: Better do some pushups, we have a TV to put up
          Me: You said I wouldn’t help!
          Dad: You said it was a three man operation, and we are down two men
          Me: I’m not a man!

Dad: Godzilla is on!
          Me: Oooh the crappy one?
          Dad: Yeah
          
          *minutes later*
          
          Dad: He could be Orange or purple and still be better. Barney looks more real

I’M BACK FROM AFRICA ANd I FORGOT HOW MUCH I HATE THE COLD

Guess who just pissed off their mom, this bitch