@InsomniacRooster
Daily WTF #31 I just came home from a vacation and my dad wanted a hug from each of us (he’s disabled and couldn’t come with us) When it gets to be the time for my baby sister to hug him this is what happened: Dad: Eilyn, give me a hug! I missed you Eilyn: *gives him a defiant look* Dad: Please? Eilyn: *looks at her friend who lives with us* Go give him a hug for me!
Daily WTF #30 I just heard my brother, GG, sing a song that goes like this: “Step on a crack and break your mom’s back, Step on a line and break your dad’s spine, Step on a stick and break your brother’s dick!” I did a double take and wondered WHERE THE HELL HE HEARD THAT SONG
Daily WTF #29 Guess who ended up in the ER because their jackass brother stabbed them in the stomach with a pencil Bonus point: Ru did it because I called him a ‘Strawberry SHORTcake’ Bonus bonus point: Ru is 11 years old and 4’6 he’s short af
Daily WTF #28 My brother, Ru, was being overly dramatic about having a stomach ache, and then ran out of the kitchen to vomit while saying “Oh, oh, oh,” the entire way to the bathroom. My autistic brother, Risu, looked up from doing the dishes and said, “Oh, he’s making waterfalls in the bathroom.” I nearly choked on my nighttime pills (a.k.a my anxiety, depression, vitamins, and insomnia meds) when I was in the middle of swallowing them He said it so nonchalantly that it was extremely hard not to laugh lol
Daily WTF #27 My brother, Ru, has been wearing the same pair of Minecraft pajama pants with no underwear since school ended Bonus point: the pants smell like diarrhea at this point
Daily WTF #26 My brother, Ru, is a psychopath; hear me out- 1. He eats shaved ice with a fork 2. He once ate poop 3. He says he’s Satan in disguise 4. His dark humor is so dark there’s no humor in it 5. He puts mayonnaise on EVERYTHING, even ice cream 6. He can speak backwards 7. He sleeps with my baby sister while naked 8. He calls me a Baka Tako (idiot octopus in Japanese) 9. He speaks Elvish 10. He pulls his pants down to fart 11. He gets a kick out of people seeing him naked 12. He laughs at the most unfunny things 13. He doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom 14. He can cry at will 15. He pretty much screams to talk 16. He whispers ways to murder his brothers to himself 17. He wants to kill my cat 18. He wants me to die 19. He treats everyone like they are his slaves 20. He talks to strangers on the street 21. He came up behind me once while holding a knife in his hand FUCKING HELP MEEEE
@InsomniacRooster Okay, but the first one- NO. No way in hell- But I tried to eat sushi with a spoon that one time cause I dropped my chopsticks, so-
I’m just going to put as many emoji’s as I can right here and see if they work
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Daily WTF #25 I’ve had a terrible day, so I’m going to list everything that went wrong 1. I was really tired this morning and fell asleep standing up 2. My mom said I didn’t need a jacket today because it’s warm out 3. The inside of school was freezing and I had no jacket 4. We did pretty much nothing in class 5. I left my books outside in my basket on my bike 6. It started to rain 7. I didn’t know that it was going to rain so my bike didn’t have its cover on 8. A bird decided to take a shit in my helmet 9. My books got soaked 10. I got rained on because I had no jacket 11. Some assholes purposely blocked my way from getting passed them and even looked behind them and saw me and continued on blocking my path 12. I had to change my clothes when I got home because they were wet and I couldn’t find a matching pair of pants to my pajama shirt 13. There’s a wet cat in my bed FML
@InsomniacRooster Damn bestie you need a hug. Or candy. I'll bring the candy tomorrow.
Daily WTF #24 So, it’s 12:12 AM and I decided to be an asshole this morning I snuck into my brother Ru’s bedroom and yoinked the blanket off of him He was naked. Completely naked. My poor eyes.
I’m totally addicted to this song called ADDICT from Hazbin Hotel
See what I did there with the pun