Hi! I'm the asshole who hates everything from couples (unless I'm dating someone) to life to people to this one chick at school who is an all out fake bitch.

I'm the author who never gets their shit finished because, surprise surprise, laziness and procrastination.

Butt (Tehe, they said butt. Oh shut up you bitch sausage.) I could be that one dude who could be your  spirit animal. (Or human)
I'm in a joined account, @OfDucksAndPenguins, with another wattpad user, @Ducksareevil_10.

Also if you followed @SkellyThePenguin (a now dead account) well, that was me.....and I forgot my password. So I'm back. Missed me?

 Current obsession: Sleeping
Status: Taken since 6/5/17

Bands: Just message me if your curious