IoandLuna

Greetings everyone, sorry to interrupt I just wanted to announce that my Paladins Guide is back, I've uploaded a updated version of the first chapter and a note explaining what is happening.

IoandLuna

I just put out a chapter for my Random book, It was less than a year since I last uploaded so, as bad as some of the people I follow. You know who you are! Anyway it'sabout wasting time ironicly as I spent about an hour on it. Would it still be a waste if you read it? Lets find out.

jup1txr

LOL! At school, me and my friend are arguing over a ball! And as a prank, I decided to make my entire 6th period class do a dance comp and I gave my friend lead dancer, Gut Guy, and Bald Priest! His reaction was hilarious!

IoandLuna

Jenos has told me not to ever speak a word of what I am about to tell you, please keep this between us.
          
          The story that was told was a lie, the darkness did not shatter me. The truth is so much worse. When the darkness smothered my moon and shattered it, unlike the stories, I was not shattered as well but I was corrupted. I descended down into an old moon temple and destroyed it. I would have continued to along this path if it was not for Jenos.
          Jenos and my corrupted form proceeded to fight with Jenos eventually coming out on top. The fighting not only removed my corruption but also led to my current shattered status.
          
          This story has not been told for ages, we originally hid it to save my reputation and hide the damage I had done.
          Please do not tell anyone, especially Jenos of this. Please... 

IoandLuna

@jup1txr
            How long will you be? 
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jup1txr

@IoandLuna I'm getting somebody. I will return.
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IoandLuna

@jup1txr
            Please don't leave just yet.
            Jenos why don't you tell your side of the fight? It's an interesting story. 
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jup1txr

Not me getting timed out in a stream for saying Jenos was a bad character to play. I swear, people are getting really entitled. "Hm. This person says Jenos is bad. So therefore they deserve to be timed out!"

IoandLuna

@jup1txr do people not have anything better to do? 
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jup1txr

@IoandLuna Honestly. Sometimes 45 mins have passed and yet some of the people still have the audacity to stand on the payload and prevent anybody from pushing. I think their excuse is, "We need to spend more time together," And another thing that annoys me when they do it is when they flash their little Radiant Hearts.
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IoandLuna

@jup1txr aren't people the greatest 
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jup1txr

Have you ever heard of Flanknessa-

IoandLuna

@jup1txr Everyone is effective if you are good enough, or the enemy is bad enough. 
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jup1txr

@jup1txr I do not know, but from KamiVS's video she seems pretty effective
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IoandLuna

@jup1txr why not just use a flank? 
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IoandLuna

I now accept headpats, go on be the first person to not be bitten. (I can't promise I won't bite you) 

IoandLuna

@IoandLuna *bites* oh, I'm sorry... Reflex? 
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jup1txr

Just got Stellar Sentinel Inara, Digitized Fernando, Honey King Bomb King, and many more skins & mounts!

IoandLuna

@jup1txr nice, that's quite a lot of skins. 
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jup1txr

@jup1txr Diamond Trove, but i did get my goddess lian skin from a dlc lol
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IoandLuna

@jup1txr I, honestly would have guessed that (I hope) I was referring to which of the chests
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IoandLuna

I have been informed by Jenos why I keep being headpat. Apparently, he believes the reason is that humans think I am cute. Cute? Is that the reason people keep patting me on the head?

IoandLuna

@jup1txr Jenos said my hated for headpats is weird. Yes they feel nice, the main reason, is I'm a goddess, Jenos has always said it was best if the hoomans never touched me. I don't know why? But he knows more about this than me. 
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IoandLuna

@jup1txr  urgh I give up.  Why must people always do this?
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jup1txr

@IoandLuna *headpats than goes invisible & buys nimble*
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