⤷                             F I N N  M E R T A N S 
    "  EVERYONE WANTS TO GET WITH THE UNIVERSE  "


   an adventurer with a cool METAL arm and an even 
   cooler dog to go with him .  he's still quite CHILDISH '  
   despite being just one year from adulthood .  honestly ,
   he doesn't care .  being a CHILD is the best thing in the 
   entire world ,  so if he can prolong that ,  he's gonna do it . 
   having FUN is the cure for everything bad .  beating up 
   bad guys is a pretty good cure too . 

   with his beautiful arsenal of SWORDS ,  he can beat up 
   anybody at any time ( even if he sometimes doesn't 
   want to ) .  zombies ,  vampire lords ,  lemon - headed 
   assholes .  you name it ,  he's got it on his blades .  
   adventures always SLAP him in the face regardless . 


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