Iovesonnets

maybe a hot meal, depending on nausea. 

i’ll have the aspirin and a bottle of water ready for you. 

my drunken wife. 

Define dangling prepositions 

Look at you using your new found freedom to hate on people at work. I created a monster and i am highly impressed with myself

A little yelling is the bare minimum , you should've atleast sneezed back on them to establish dominance or swung on principle 

a turtle??? 
            omg that’s so freaking adorable haha
            what’s the name of ur turtle?

he’s my baby I love him sbbb

my cats name is Oreos and he’s 3 years old

Lifesaver indeed

I showed your message to my friends, and we all had such a good laugh over it. Thank you, Amy you genuinely made our day

Take care of yourself

I was just joking lovely don’t worry <33

who the fuck. 

are you single? 

so then maybe i don’t love you enough to keep your threads. 

Philosophy paper on what exactly if I may ask?

I’m not the biggest fan of the letter C either. I’ve also come to realize that many people with a name beginning with C are unpleasant… (except Chloe if she sees this, she’s alright so far). 

Nice to meet you too, Amy. I’m V. What are you doing this fine night?

Yess coffee can do strange things to people 

How’ve you been otherwise, hopefully good  

Good job hopefully you’re relaxing and taking it easy 

i take way too long typing as well, i feel like i have somewhat improved my skills over the years but i’m still not a fast typer as i’d like to be 

so the spelling fart incident wasn’t the worst the kid pulled during your babysitting? can’t even deny that all children are tiny menaces, some are even worse than others. a tidy, organized kid? somehow i can see that, u don’t exactly give off that troublesome attitude, so it ain’t a surprise to me that you were one of those tiny angels when u were younger. you’d be every babysitter’s dream child 

i had a fever, but tuesday was the worst of it really, all the other days i couldn’t really complain too much. i’m feeling much better now, no longer got that fever and function like a normal being again. thank u for asking tho

shouldve called the boy shark boy

just uni being a pain in the ass but other than that im all good no complaints

man you love to torture yourself dont you