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Guess who's got thumbs and just published a story?! :DDDDDDDDDDD
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          not me :<

Steve's POV
          
          I yawn and rub my eyes as I walk into the kitchen where the others were,
          
          I stop rubbing my eyes and look around the kitchen to see my wonderful Y/n, 
          
          She was wearing my shirt which was too, too, tooooo big for her, I giggle as I remember when she wore it for the first time,
          
          ~•~••~•~ Flashback ~•~••~•~
          
          "Y/n" I say as I cover my mouth to try and stiffle a laugh, "That's way too big for you" I add as I cup her cheeks and smush it,
          
           "But wow you still look so cute" "Then I'll just have to eat more so I CAN fit it in" Her words came out a little groggy but I understood it and laughed,
          
           "I'll join you love" I pulled her into a hug and ruffled her hair.
          
          ~•~••~•~ ~End~ ~•~••~•~
          
          "Good morning guys" I greet and walked closer to Y/n,
          
          "Good morning, Sexy" I say to her as I nuzzle my head on the crook of her neck and wrap my arms around her,
          
           "I am literally stuffing my face with this breakfast burrito, got stains on our shirt and wearing granny pajamas" She said in a matter of fact tone,
          
          I giggle and lift my face away from her neck and stare at her eyes, I wipe some hot sauce of off her face,
          
          "Like I said, 'Sexy'
          
          "Thank you, you're not that shabby your self, captain"
          
          
          (it's bad but it's mine- reeeeEeeeEEEEE)
          

*y/n finds out Loki ate her cookies*
          
          Y/n: YOU KNOW WHAT LOKI, I WANT A DIVORCE!
          
          Loki: WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED?!!!?!??!?!
          
          Y/n: AND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT!?

( Post 3/3 )
          
          "I... We need to finish this"
          
          You finalize the situation and left him, ten steps later and he calls your name firmly but you ignored and kept on walking,
          
          "Y/n"
          
          He repeated, "Y/n... Please" This time you were right at the door of the big castle, his voice sounded soft, unlike before.
          
          You look back at him, he doesn't say anything,
          His eyes pleaded for you to come back and his body language was begging for a hug.
          
          You wanted to run back to him, to say sorry and heal his heart, but his face changed from a broken hearted man to an angry heartless prince, "Leave"
          
          Your heart stung yet you didn't show it, you couldn't. You left him and walked up to one of asgard's beautiful gardens and sat on the grass, the cold breeze of the wind making you regret not taking a coat
          
          
          ( It aint great but it's mine)

( Post 2/3 )
          
          I said-" You gasp loudly as he grabbed on of
          your wrist harshly and pulled you closed to him, his grip was so tight you couldn't feel your hand anymore as the circulation was cut,
          
          "S-stop, you're hurting me-"
          
          "I DON'T CARE! YOU ARE MINE! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME AND I HAVE PAPERS TO PROVE IT"
          
          You whimpered, not having the courage to talk back, "Give me the damn ring" He ordered, you shakily hand it to him and he grabs it from you,
          
          "You see this? This is supposed to be here!"
          
          He waved the ring at your face and pointed at your ring finger, "You will either wear it around your dn finger or I'll just have yo shovd it down your throat!-"
          
          "STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP. IT!"
          
          You bawled, pulling your wrist away from his grasp but he only gripped tighter,
          
          "Why do you wanna be with me?! It's so damn clear that you don't love me anymore!" You exclaimed, he didn't reply but instead he listened.
          
          "You've said it to me so many times it's the only thing I hear every day and night- Will you let go if my damn wrist?!" You said as you tried to pull your wrist free again, this time he lets go and you almost stumble,
          
          Your tears were tunning down you cheeks and your eyes were glaring at him with anger,
          
          "Ever since frigga passed you've been nothing but a cold hearted, unloving husband!"
          
          "I understand that she's a big part your life and so is she in mine! And I too felt the pain but did I ever leaned unto you for your support? No! Because you kept on shutting me out! You were mean and you were coarse and unrefined!"
          (Dat reference thou)
          
          You stomped your foot and crossed your arms,
          
          "I... We need to finish this"
          

( Post 1/2 or probs 3?)
          
          Ever since frigga passed, Loki turned ice cold (hehe) towards you, no talks, no hugs, no greetings, no kisses, no nothing.
          
          All you ever get was frewuent fighting, insults and getting furniture thrown at you.
          
          You hated it, you absolutely hated him, but you knew well that he was having a hard time but he has no right to take it out on you because you were having a pretty hard time too but you decided to be strong for loki yet he couldn't see nor appreciate it.
          
          Tonight was one of those nights, where he would just be angry and take it out on you.
          
          "What did I do know?" You asked, simply tired of all the fighting and everything, you looked at him pathetically with tear on the verge of spilling, "Of course you don't know" He soffs and rolls his eyes at you, you sighed heavily and covered you face with both of your hands,
          
          You didn't respond, Silence filled the atmosphere as you silently cried,
          
          "Answer me, you mewling quim"
          He demands as he stomps a foot.
          
          "I..." You sighed,
          
          "I can't... do whatever this is anymore, Your Highness"
          
          You referred to him as 'Your Highness' since... You want to break, Only if you were blood relatives or in a relationship can you call someone with something else, (wat? Basically you just need to have some sort of connection so you can call him whatever, okay? Okay)
          
          "This isn't even a relationship with all the fighting we do..." You said as you looked at the ring he gave you, 
          
          "I want to have an annulment..." You said in almost a whisper, you slowly took your ring off,
          
          "What?" He asks you, clearly with anger dripping from his voice and madness in his eyes. You finally take the ring off and geld it tightly with your other hand.
          
          

Never mind the " pro tip ",
           The real pro tip to make friends:
          
          It's making them laugh
          
          I suggest puns and exorcism. (But please don't cross a line) 
          
          

Pro tip on how to make friends by ireadbookscuzwhynot:
          
          ~ Use exorcism as a starter chat, really helps.
          Proven and tested by "sCieNtisTs", kills 99.9% percent of (demons) germs- 
          
          (Kinda sounds like an episode of Supernatural) 
          
          :)))))))))
          
          Have a noice day, tomorrow and everyday! 

Thor: I-I SAW YOU HAVE AN AIRPLANE FIGHT YESTERDAY!!
          
          tony and steve: T-Thor!  It's not what you think! 
          
          Thor with tears in his eyes,  begins to swing mjolnir: I WONT HESITATE, BITCH
          
          (Lol)