"To be Irish is to know that in the end the world will break your heart"

~▪¤▪William▪¤▪~

-Northern Half
-Can bake
-Can sing
-A  f l i r t
-Semeuke
-Pansexual

Human Age: 24!!~

Appearence:  Jus' look at th' profile pic y' dork!~ ((P.S, his body is slim and as pale as his face))

Personality: ((William is very energetic and nice, but get on his bad side and he'll fuck you up  b a d . Well- he'll try. He has the strength of a wet noodle. He's very romantic and to some, annoying as all Hell))

Relationship Status: ...'t's compl'cated...

Best friends with: hmm.. too many people! ((I'm too lazy to go through my inbox and write names))

~▪¤▪Sophie▪¤▪~

-Stuttering problem
-Southern Half
-Pansexual
-D o  n o t  t o u c h 

Human Age: 2-23..

Appearence: Y-Y' d-d-don' n-need t-t-t' kn-know th-th't-t!!!!  ((*cOUGH* Look at the damn photo above. She's slim but very self conscious. d o  n o t  t o u c h  h e r))

Personality: ((Sophie is very timid and doesn't like to be in the spotlight. At first, she'll try to avoid you at all costs, but after a while she'll start to be more comfortable with you. She's very anxious, and has OCD. Please don't try to make a mess of something, she'll cry))


Relationship status: ...'m-'m s-sing-gle... 

Best friends with:  @jeremyandthesquip 

~Extra Shit~

-Sophie and William both have curls. Sophie hides it in her hair while William hides it under his hat.

-William got his hat, supposedly,  from a leprechaun. 

-Both William and Sophie were prostitutes at one point- but when Sophie had her first customer, William killed him. 

-*cough* So Sophie's a virgin

-William can cook and Sophie c a n ' t.

-William's 2P is Wilbur, and Sophie's 2P is Sophia. 

-William and Sophie both give people they trust giant woven baskets of four leaf clovers.

-Sophie is an aggressive drunk, while William just gets a lot more hyper and horny.

-If you offer any of them tea, they'll trust you with their lives-
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Slán!!
 
S-Sl-Slán!