✨Frenchie✨

Hii

C'est moi ou maintenant que je relis Captive après avoir lu Lakestone, il semble que Asher soit ÉNORMÉMENT plus psychopathe que Kai au début?

I read the French part of your bio and I laughed bc that’s the exact reason I’m here

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!!!
          
          I'm finally 17, woop woop!!!
          
          
          Hope y'all are having an amazing day!

you're a potterhead AND a directioner?? marry me?? rn???
          and you speak french how amazing is that 
          like 
          perfect prototype of a person 
          (sorry I'm probably creepy but you just seem so fucking cool)

Imaginez vous êtes sur l'autoroute, roulant vers quelque part et puis vous voyez le bus de tournée de Louis passer à côté de votre voiture et continuer peut importe là où ils s'en vont

Imagine being on an interstate, driving somewhere, and then seeing Louis' tour bus passing just beside your car and then continuing wherever they're all going

Yes I'm traumatized!

WHAT THE FUCK! 
          
          
          
          
          WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! 
          
          
          
          
          WHAT THE FUCKING ACTUAL FUCK OF FUCKING HELL!?
          
          
          
          
          I just had a conversation with my mother about BDSM!!!
          
          
          
          
          
          This is.... WHAT THE FUCK!?
          
          
          
          
          We're watching a movie called The Book Club. 4 old women read a book each month and the book they pick in the movie is..... FIFTY SHADES OF GREY!
          
          
          
          
          And now she's interested in reading FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKING GREY!?
          
          
          
          
          And when I explained to her what BDSM is I had to act as if I barely knew what it is. So I just explained the acronym and said it was a dominant/submissive relation and that basically Grey had demons and then  get into BDSM to escape them and falls in love with the girl.
          
          
          
          
          
          And when she asked me how I knew those things I just said "I heard about the book and I did some research about it on the internet"
          
          
          
          
          
          I said "ON THE INTERNET"
          
          
          
          
          
          I NEVER SAY THAT!!!!
          
          
          
          
          I SOUNDED LIKE A 80 YEARS OLD WOMAN!!!
          
          
          
          BUT SHE FUCKING WANTS TO READ THE BOOK!!!
          
          
          And like thorough the movie, one of the 4 ladies said "Here's what we're going to read next months" and she gives them THE WHOLE TRILOGY.
          
          
          So my mother said "Okay so there's a story behind it"
          
          
          
          SHE WANTS TO READ THE FUCKING BOOK!!!!
          
          
          
          
          WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!
          
          
          
          HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?
          
          
          
          For y'alls information I'm 16, almost 17.

Love driving @Lynnn28_ crazy with my dorkness (not me inventing words)