Bumblebee Cucumber

I'm amber gay for Amber Gray

My friend: "Jeremy Jordan is an asshole, tbh." Me: *in a deep voice* "But mother, I love him."

I love how you don't need anyone else for you to be lit on your own message board 

If I had a dollar for every time I said that I love a fictional character more than I love myself, I'd be a fucking millionaire.

Do not even B R E A T H E in my direction if you think for even half a second that Michael Mell is taller than Jeremy Heere.  DING DONG, YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

Can someone explain to me why Jeremy Jordan, a heterosexual, sets my gaydar off?

I really need a place where they'll let me perform "Michael In The Bathroom" without them judging me for it

You know it's become an issue when you have a playlist called "Yes, homo."

I'm BORED, god DAMMIT

HAPPY BISEXUAL PRIDE DAY!!!!!!!!!!