I like to imagine a world where gluttony is socially acceptable.
I'm sick of *people sending me unsavory looks as I gracefully tilt my bag of off-brand gummy bears over my mouth so it's in a perfectly calculated path to my stomach. (Yes, chewing is too mainstream)
*People= My lovely parents...or any unlucky passerby 

Quick question...if you're labeling something as indescribable, aren't you technically describing it by calling it indescribable? Smh, even words are liars. 

If you're an ARMY, don't deny Jimin of his jams, because he deserves everything in this world. 
But if you just so happen to be out of jams, give him a "Kookie" instead. He'll enjoy that too.

...VMin is the real BroTp