Ideal_writer
Hallo☺️you gotta check this story out☑️don't forget to add it on your reading list❤️
https://www.wattpad.com/story/279067670?utm_medium=link&utm_source=android&utm_content=share_writing
IrreligiousMeat
TymorTheTrickster
In a presidential debate America-style against Tymor, the great rabbit lord of the dead, would Email Calamari represent Trump or Biden in that scenario?
IrreligiousMeat
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@TymorTheTrickster A very good question indeed. To answer, let us first premise by saying that we have witnessed the current situation in the United States and have no desire to have anything to do with it. It is as the kids would say "completely and utterly fucked". And so, the overlord Email Calamari would not represent either candidate as they are both garbage little bitch boys, Email Calamari would instead enlist the help of Zestiest Eggshell, as he very much enjoys the occasional rabbit in his world famous shed soup. Thank you very much for your support young fillet!
IrreligiousMeat
Greetings, young fillets. We have just published our full novel, Boothlodge Abyss! It has been long awaited, we know, but you all can finally read what you have been so eager to read. Have a sticky day. May Email be with your spirit. Stay saucy.
MissBiancaEverose
SO this is or it isn't a cult, I'm confused
IrreligiousMeat
@MissBiancaEverose Email Calamari is our overlord! A good comparison would be that he is our very own Jesus. He rules over everything and is definitely not based off of a real person. We would be very glad to answer any further questions that may arise, we here at Boothlodge Industries are very big on understanding and clarity.
IrreligiousMeat
@MissBiancaEverose A very valid question indeed, this is absolutely 100% a cult. Our purpose? To praise and worship the overlord, Email Calamari. Our novels are our own method of showing our worship, in the form of retelling his and his loved ones' stories. Thank you for your support young fillet.
astrozuya
Is this like a cult or something?
emailemailyeeyee
Will the god of meat sell full books one day? Thank you for reading this my king may the overlord cover you in honey also
emailemailyeeyee
will this book be printed soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
emailemailyeeyee
@JadeIgert it is good isn't it, Email is my king and overlord let him marinate your spirt, to another bad boy vampire, hope the love for our king is in the air.
IrreligiousMeat
@JadeIgert Thank you very much young fillet, we appreciate the support very much. We will continue to read your story and give our support. Stay saucy. xxx
IrreligiousMeat
Greetings, young fillets. Have a marinated, unholy day my children. Be sure to read our latest novel, The Bad Boy Vampire. May Email be with your spirit.
emailemailyeeyee
@IrreligiousMeat This is love and art, my lord, I wish Email to marinate my spirt....he is the love of my life. May the overlord be with you, Email is the true king