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HEY DUMB@SS. I'M GIVING YOU A ONE STAR REVIEW. I ORDERED A BIG MAC, NO CHEESE, NO LETTUCE, NO PATTY, NO KETCHUP, NO TOMATOES, AND A WATER AND THREE DONUTS AND AN ICED TEA, BUT YOU GAVE ME A R E G U L A R BIG MAC, AND AN ICE WATER! WHAT KIND OF FVCKING RESTAURANT IS THIS? WHO LET A MINDLESS PILE OF WORMS MAKE FOOD FOR A PERSON OF MY STATUS? I'M TALKING TO THE MANAGER AND GETTING YOUR STUPID FACE FIRED. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE TREATMENT FOR ME. I WILL NEVER BE GOING TO THIS MACDONALDS AGAIN. INSTEAD, I WILL GO TO THE ONE 30 MINUTES FROM HERE BECAUSE MY MOM WORKS THERE AND I WILL GET A FREE MCFLURRY. HORRIBLE QUALITY FOOD AND SERVICE. I WILL NEVER BE GOING HERE AGAIN. I

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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          Ground beef.
          
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