Is_This_bitchTaken

Almost died surfing today ✌️
          Kinda wish I died though, lmao

Holy shit i almost drowned surfing today.
          sO- I was surfing, yk just minding my damn fuckin' business.
          And this bitch, who hates me for NO damn reason (i guess it's because her "bOyFrIEnD" apparently has a crush on my phat ass) literally THREW her surfboard at me... Like that bitch almost DROWNED me, and when i got out the fuckin' water, after almost drowning, this bitch was smirking and shit.
          So her "boyfriend" comes rushing and asking me if I was okay (I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a crush on me, he's just a nice guy) so i told him i was okay, and i told him about his "girlfriend"... Guess what he did...HE BROKE UP WITH HER  HE WAS LIKE "listen, I'm very sorry, but i can't be in a relationship with someone who is mean and selfish" JSBSUSGIS THAT BITCH HAD IT COMIN' ISVSISGYXOS

this shit bbussin