There once was a girl named Isabella. One day, she got a suspicious letter in the mail. It was the one she had been waiting for her whole life. It was an acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. In her seventh year, she started dating a boy named Draco Malfoy.

THEN SHE WOKE UP AND CAME BACK TO REALITY. 
*starts crying*