MatthewTodd

SUP YOU DRI BOAY I FOUND YOU IT'S ME 2PTALIA-WITH-A-SIDE-OF-MEME

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Please someone shoot me.
          I have this
          
          https://youtu.be/A127pkFaAfk
          
          Also if i have to suffer YOU DO TOO!!

hey, can any of my followers see if they can find my story titled "Change my heart" on my profile? it's a tony x Loki fanfic and I didn't delete it. I just want to know if it got deleted somehow.
          thank you, I appreciate it.

Thanks for the follow!! 

          I wrote a random ass story but i dont want to put it in a book. Its a short little read for people to... Read.
          
          Here it is.
          
          Once someone bought a perfume that was named Jake.
          The reason they bought this perfume, and why this perfume is so important is, Jake is the name of their ex, and they missed him so much.
          
          Suddenly, after buying the perfume, they had an idea for a prank for a friend
          
          So they put the perfume in their closet and invited their friend over.
          The person and their friend talked about many things, about flowers, monster trucks, and if we are all really conscious in this world or not. Eventually during conversation they said "oh by the way my ex is in the closet."
          Their friend was shocked.
          
          "Go on and look in the closet." they said, trying to hold back their laughter.
          
          Eventually their friend did, expecting to find a body, but instead found the one can of perfume with the name jake.
          
          Both the friends laughed and laughed, and the other friend went home. Soon after the first person opens the closet, and goes "well at least she didn't notice the body on the ceiling"
          
          The person stared at the man, and sprayed the room with the perfume.
          
          "Now we can be together forever, right jake?" they said, and then they slowly walked out of the closet, and closed the door.

          I wrote a random ass story but i dont want to put it in a book. Its a short little read for people to... Read.
          
          Here it is.
          
          Once someone bought a perfume that was named Jake.
          The reason they bought this perfume, and why this perfume is so important is, Jake is the name of their ex, and they missed him so much.
          
          Suddenly, after buying the perfume, they had an idea for a prank for a friend
          
          So they put the perfume in their closet and invited their friend over.
          The person and their friend talked about many things, about flowers, monster trucks, and if we are all really conscious in this world or not. Eventually during conversation they said "oh by the way my ex is in the closet."
          Their friend was shocked.
          
          "Go on and look in the closet." they said, trying to hold back their laughter.
          
          Eventually their friend did, expecting to find a body, but instead found the one can of perfume with the name jake.
          
          Both the friends laughed and laughed, and the other friend went home. Soon after the first person opens the closet, and goes "well at least she didn't notice the body on the ceiling"
          
          The person stared at the man, and sprayed the room with the perfume.
          
          "Now we can be together forever, right jake?" they said, and then they slowly walked out of the closet, and closed the door.

Its my 19th birthday, and for my birthday im going to a concert with my brother and EATING SOME FRIKEN TACO BELL WOOO!
          I am so excited, for one i haven't had taco bell IN FOREVER and im gonna enjoy awesome music. 
          Also my birthday has been the chilliest, most enjoyable one yet.

I found a fellow Pansexual. I'm very happy today!

Theres pans heere
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Get my joke..........I leave