You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter
You say red and black, I say red and gold
You say Forks, I say Hogwarts
You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black 
You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters
You say “Go to Hell.” I say, “Go kiss a Dementor.”
You say football, I say Quidditch
You say “Twilight is better than Harry Potter.” I say “You must not tell lies.”
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter
You say depression, I say, “The dementors must be near. Here have some chocolate.”
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say, “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, “Avada Kedavra
You say life, I say Harry Potter
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( )team Edward
( )team Jacob
(X)team car that almost hit Bella
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Rᴏsᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇᴅ, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ. Iɴsᴜʟᴛ Hᴀʀʀʏ Pᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ I'ʟʟ ᴄʀᴜᴄɪғʏ ʏᴏᴜ.

We defended the STONE
We found the CHAMBER
We freed the PRISONER
We were chosen by the GOBLET
We fought with the ORDER
We learnt from the PRINCE
We mastered the HALLOWS
We are the Harry Potter generation