My Display Name

Melanie! 

Eminem better be making his "new album" Roots or else I will rip a black hole in outer space and push Earth in it. -__-

Thicker than a Snickers.
          
          Single like a Pringle.
          
          I'm feeling quite fickle so I might as well tickle your pickle then violently stab you with a sickle.

Eminem was once 230 pounds?!?! What?!?!

Why hello.....

DAMN MY INNOCENCE! I just watched Eminem's Superman..... Time to wash my eyes out.

@Skylar6909

OMFG I JUST REALIZED THE PERSON WHO COMMENTED ON MY MESSAGE BOARD! It's my favorite Wattpad author!

That moment when you take a nap on a school day. Then when you have to sleep you aren't sleepy. 

Ur username's vvv poetic,