Sam

Guess who's back, bitchs. Took a brake. Upgraded to A03 and came crawling back
          Came back a changed man 

Welcome home, fans. Please. Someone get me an Actor Wally x Private security Reader. I'm feeling like spongebob over here. I NEEED IT! Yall got the cash app cuz I'll fucking pay for it 

I don't know if I will continue the smile dog x reader as I started it when I was 14 and I'm now 19 and no longer following the Fandom as much anymore. If I get a burst of motivation I may consider writing but I don't think I will. I'm sorry for leaving you guys hanging and If someone would like to make a continuation of this you may. 

Why are comments in my story being reported? WHO IS REPORTING PEOPLE. I ain't into that. How do I unreport someone?

GOD DAMN. Why are there no buff frog x reader stories? Yvgeny Bulgoyaboff is my one true love. Bro I will PAY for a good buff frog x reader. Dead ass

MAY THE HALLS OF VALHALLA SHOUT IN TRIUMPH FOR THEY HAVE A NEW WARRIOR AMONG THEM! 
          
          R.I.P Alexander Technoblade 
          

Yo technoblade and dsmp fans anyone want to write a new plot story that doesn't exist (and if it does I sure as fuck can't find it anywhere)
          So you know how there are all kinds of stories about like royal au's or arranged marriages. Kinda like that but with a little spice
          
          So a technoblade x reader
          Where reader is a royal who is in an arranged marriage and in an attempt to get out of it they run away and finds themself in the lovely dream smp.
          Where they meets the blade and bla bla bla, fall in love 
          (Maybe a few people show up looking for the lost royal and techno has the fight off a few guards for them ❤)
          
          That's about as far as I got 

Anyone know any good supernatural fanfictions with lots of matatron activities or better yet a metatran x reader? I can't find shit on the guy 

Someone just sent nudes to me, this is the first time anyone has ever sent me a nude...
          Is it strange Im kinda happy?
          I mean I blocked the chick cuz I ain't tryna catch a case but I'm just kinda excited someone thinks I'm hot enough to send nudes to 

Anyone dream smp fan? Trying to start up a oneshot book. Check it out fam. Plz