"Please dont forget me when you're famous"
"Dont worry my love, I wont"







"Happiness is just a tear drop away"    








"Are they asking you for a back massage?"
"Do i look like a massage therapist to you"
"Were all dookies in this dookie world"
"Shut up" "Ha I mean I always do" "Wait what?"
"Thas Nasty"
"Will you find me a hot boyfriend?" "Hun i still need one for myself"
(In fake scary voice) "I'm gonna push ya. I'm gonna push ya"
"Dasani? I don't drink that stuff"
"So you asked if I had a sickness"
"If this was a cry for help i would be vocal about it"
"Peppa what are you doing in my alternate reality"
"If you think your crap, there's someone out there somewhere that doesn't think your crap"
"My vegan shoes are super clunky an chunky. They do the job"
"I can't let another 7th grader get covid"