I write ze yaoi

Deviant Art: WeCreatedUsWithLies

HeLLO. I am a writer - I write stuff. Not good stuff, but just stuff. Gay stuff... Yaoi stuff...... Hi, I'm Jai. Nice to meet you. How's your day? How did you end up here? You must have taken a wrong turn somewhere.

As you can see, I want to die. Haha....ha...ha.

I'm not funny. I know.

So, I write stories...about guys sticking their heat-seeking moisture missiles up other guy's assholes. I'm so cool, man. Though my stories may seem like they're written by an emo twelve year old that never attended an English class in their life, I am scared of pigeons so your argument is, therefore, invalid. Point proven.

Honestly, I think my brain is bleeding. I need a pharmacist, or I might see Jesus in negative six minutes. 

I'm not even sorry. 

I feel like this pretty much describes me perfectly, so I will leave it at that. Farväl, my friends!

Works -

- Yaoi(oneshots and lemons) |  ongoing

- Promote Your Books | ongoing

- End My Suffering (art book/whatever) | ongoing