Disclaimer: This is a comedy channel, if you're 7 leave now.  Watt pad: Tell people why they should read your stories.
Me: oh... ok eh em Waluigi in smash bros, thank you any way that's my speech for the year hi I'm not Batman and I look forward to all of you praising me for my godly fan fiction writing skills (sarcasm). I do like sharing my writing with people. Don't worry there will be no armourshipping on this channel, unless I come up with the best ship ever.
Watt pad: Tell people about your interests so people can relate to you.
Me: I refuse to talk about my love life! Oh... oh that kind of interests... ok, I like video games like Pokémon, Kirby, Mario, red dead redemption, basically kid games. I'm a marvel fan it's not like I don't like DC it's just... watch iron man then watch green lantern and you'll know what I mean. Any way I think I've talked about myself for long enough and it's time to start writing also I love anime, go Leafs!