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@onceagoodperson_ omg i read this and it’s actually so fucking good
Thought of the day:
Donuts should be stacked upon dicks, and this is a hill I am completely prepared to die on. How is this not a thing? WHY is it not a thing?
You would wrap said dick in tissue paper right, but you wouldn’t want all the weird tissue stuff on your donut, so you wrap the tissue in clingfilm which ALSO gives the aforementioned dick more support. THEN you put donuts on top. And it could be a whole reward system. Like, the bigger the dick, the more donuts you get. Do guys ever talk about how big their dicks are? I’m not sure, but if they do how cool would it be if instead of saying “my dick is 2 inches” they said “my dick is half a donut”. It would also be perfect for a crunches. You put the really gross plain donuts at the very top, just below it the slightly better ones with jam and sprinkles, and at the bottom a chocolate donut. You do this so you have to eat your way through the donuts and do bigger ab crunches every time. At the end, you get the reward of a chocolate donut.
Also, it could be like a little plate if you have nothing.
If I was a guy, I would be doing this and I have no shame in that.
Please spread the word and make this a thing
Thank you
Girlypops
Has anyone in the whole fucking community of wattpad ever fucking watch Heated fucking Rivalry
How do people fucking function knowing that this show exists.
And Hudson fucking Williams and Connor fucking Storrie are so fine and such GOOD FUCKING ACTORS
can we please discuss
I’ve never said fucking so much in a post but I feel it is appropriate for such a cinematic masterpiece
Thank you
Y’all Stranger Things Season 5 Volume two comes out in four days and I am SO excited and I would just like to announce that I was a Byler shipper from day one, there is literally so much evidence, and I would go into great detail about it but I’m late for church so I’ll update y’all later.
But as written proof for when Byler get together, I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA GET TOGETHER or I will start a new TV show called Normal Things and it will be about how Stranger things was made and the aftermath (not a bad idea, actually) and the first episode will be called “The Vanishing of The Duffer Brothers”
thank you :)
Okay guys I can’t be the only one who used to watch this one YouTube channel 123 Go when I was little. Where they would have like “Popular vs nerd! School life!” And “Crazy life hacks!” And they had this whole cast of people who just have been late-teenager to early-twenties but they never showed their real voices and had this voiceover instead. And I can’t be the only one who rewatches it as a teenager for shits and giggles and realises that probably one of the main roots of all my body image problems was because a YouTube channel aimed at kids talked about diet culture WAY too much and had things like “ ways to slim down your waist in seconds!” And had them put tape around the back of your stomach and “I’ve been dieting for a week! Let’s see if I have reached my goal weight! Omg I’ve reached it and lost some more! The jeans I was trying to fit into are now too big! Here are some life hacks to make jeans that are too big fit!” And “OMG I have a pimple!!!! I HAVE to stay home from school today. Here is a life hack to fake being sick!” And the people saying this were all girls too. And I can’t be the only one who sees how messed up talking about that endlessly on a kids YouTube channel is. And I can’t be the only one who doesn’t understand how literally no one has called them out for that yet.
Anyways
Also like teaching kids to make fun of the homeless and you’re only liked if your pretty and how girls would change their appearance to make boys like them, anyways it’s kids messed up
Okay people I need to rant so I’m ranting:
Why are we sexualising completely non-sexual parts of our bodies? I got dress coded today because I was showing this much of my midriff, which personally doesn’t make sense to me. When we think of guys getting dress coded, we think of offensive shirts, wallet chains, fucking gang signs, but when we think of girls getting dress coded, it’s our skin. If I were to go up to a guy and say “I can see the bulge in your pants, and honestly, it’s distracting” he would be horrified, I would be embarrassed and we would both be extremely uncomfortable. Fucking MIDRIFFS and SHOULDERS are not distracting. Boys who can’t keep it in their pants are. We always here “Girls, you mature faster than boys, so cut them some slack” but we never hear, “Boys, it’s extremely inappropriate to be catcalling girls in the hallways, shoulders aren’t sexual, be respectful”. Plus, I’m a fucking teenager? Why am I being sexualised???? Why is it not okay for me to show some skin but it is okay to sexualise girls of 14, 15, 16, because boys can’t keep it in their fucking pants.
There I ranted
YALLIHAVEANANNOUNCEMENT
Sing it to the heavens, preach it on the street, invite your friends and family, ladies and gentleman, something really cool is today.
I’M SIX MONTHS CLEAN TODAYYYYYYYY
THERAPY WORKS PEOPLE
IM PROUD OF MYSELF SO IMMA BE PROUD OF MYSELF (sassy queen)
anyways I thought that was cool
Girl math, pfft, that’s for amateurs, let’s take a look at BOOK MATH BITCHES
If I buy two books to add to my TBR, one of which I read and very much enjoy, well, I’d like to get the second book in the series, but I’m a little strapped for cash right now so maybe not. The OTHER book I bought, see, that one has much prettier covers and the series looks much more aesthetic on my bookshelf (we live for the aesthetics) is the one I spend my precious greens on because, hey, money is a social construct anyway.
Thank you
Heyyyy you guys I know I’ve been absent for a while but I NEED you guys to listen to this artist called Hannah Grae (she’s on TikTok and YouTube as hannahlovestiramasu) and OH MY FREAKING GOD HOW HAS THIS WOMAN NOT BLOWN UP LIKE CRAZY YET she so amazing and talented she makes like rocky alt songs and she puts liek crack in them her names Hannah Grae GO LISTEN TO HER NOW
Thought of the day:
When I go to the grocery store, and by 73 melons, 92 cantaloupes, 7 bananas and 84 jars of Nutella, I’m asked to never return, but when fucking SARAH does the EXACT SAME in my fucking MATHS TEST, no one bats an eye.
Double standards, people. Double standards.
Thank you