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Y’all Stranger Things Season 5 Volume two comes out in four days and I am SO excited and I would just like to announce that I was a Byler shipper from day one, there is literally so much evidence, and I would go into great detail about it but I’m late for church so I’ll update y’all later. 
          But as written proof for when Byler get together, I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA GET TOGETHER or I will start a new TV show called Normal Things and it will be about how Stranger things was made and the aftermath (not a bad idea, actually) and the first episode will be called “The Vanishing of The Duffer Brothers”
          thank you :)

Okay guys I can’t be the only one who used to watch this one YouTube channel 123 Go when I was little. Where they would have like “Popular vs nerd! School life!” And “Crazy life hacks!” And they had this whole cast of people who just have been late-teenager to early-twenties but they never showed their real voices and had this voiceover instead. And I can’t be the only one who rewatches it as a teenager for shits and giggles and realises that probably one of the main roots of all my body image problems was because a YouTube channel aimed at kids talked about diet culture WAY too much and had things like “ ways to slim down your waist in seconds!” And had them put tape around the back of your stomach and “I’ve been dieting for a week! Let’s see if I have reached my goal weight! Omg I’ve reached it and lost some more! The jeans I was trying to fit into are now too big! Here are some life hacks to make jeans that are too big fit!” And “OMG I have a pimple!!!! I HAVE to stay home from school today. Here is a life hack to fake being sick!” And the people saying this were all girls too. And I can’t be the only one who sees how messed up talking about that endlessly on a kids YouTube channel is. And I can’t be the only one who doesn’t understand how literally no one has called them out for that yet. 
          Anyways

Okay people I need to rant so I’m ranting:
          Why are we sexualising completely non-sexual parts of our bodies? I got dress coded today because I was showing this  much of my midriff, which personally doesn’t make sense to me. When we think of guys getting dress coded, we think of offensive shirts, wallet chains, fucking gang signs, but when we think of girls getting dress coded, it’s our skin. If I were to go up to a guy and say “I can see the bulge in your pants, and honestly, it’s distracting” he would be horrified, I would be embarrassed and we would both be extremely uncomfortable. Fucking MIDRIFFS and SHOULDERS are not distracting. Boys who can’t keep it in their pants are. We always here “Girls, you mature faster than boys, so cut them some slack” but we never hear, “Boys, it’s extremely inappropriate to be catcalling girls in the hallways, shoulders aren’t sexual, be respectful”. Plus, I’m a fucking teenager? Why am I being sexualised???? Why is it not okay for me to show some skin but it is okay to sexualise girls of 14, 15, 16, because boys can’t keep it in their fucking pants. 
          There I ranted

YALLIHAVEANANNOUNCEMENT
          Sing it to the heavens, preach it on the street, invite your friends and family, ladies and gentleman, something really cool is today. 
          I’M SIX MONTHS CLEAN TODAYYYYYYYY
          THERAPY WORKS PEOPLE
          IM PROUD OF MYSELF SO IMMA BE PROUD OF MYSELF (sassy queen)
          anyways I thought that was cool 

Girl math, pfft, that’s for amateurs, let’s take a look at BOOK MATH BITCHES
          If I buy two books to add to my TBR, one of which I read and very much enjoy, well, I’d like to get the second book in the series, but I’m a little strapped for cash right now so maybe not. The OTHER book I bought, see, that one has much prettier covers and the series looks much more aesthetic on my bookshelf (we live for the aesthetics) is the one I spend my precious greens on because, hey, money is a social construct anyway.
          Thank you

Heyyyy you guys I know I’ve been absent for a while  but I NEED you guys to listen to this artist called Hannah Grae (she’s on TikTok and YouTube as hannahlovestiramasu) and OH MY FREAKING GOD HOW HAS THIS WOMAN NOT BLOWN UP LIKE CRAZY YET she so amazing and talented she makes like rocky alt songs and she puts liek crack in them her names Hannah Grae GO LISTEN TO HER NOW

Thought of the day:
          When I go to the grocery store, and by 73 melons, 92 cantaloupes, 7 bananas and 84 jars of Nutella, I’m asked to never return, but when fucking SARAH does the EXACT SAME in my fucking MATHS TEST, no one bats an eye.
          Double standards, people. Double standards.
          Thank you

Joke of the day:
          DONT SKIP 
          a boy is turning 5, and his father asks him, what do you want for your birthday? And he says I just want one ping pong ball. The dad is a bit confused but he gets him one ping pong ball. Now the son is turning 16, and the Dad thinks, he’ll probably want a car but the son says “Dad I want you to get me a car-load of ping pong balls.” So the Dad buys a car, fills it with long long balls, returns the car and gives the son the ping pong balls . Now the son is turning 21, and the son says for my birthday I want a garage load of ping pong balls so the dad buys a garage, fills it with pingpong balls, returns the garage and gives him the pingpong balls. Now the son is 30, and he says I want you to buy a goise and fill it with pingpong balls and give the pingpong balls to me so the dad does that. Now the son is 45.  He says “I want 3 million ping pong balls” so the dad goes on Amazon and places an order of 3 million ping pong balls and gives it to the son. Now the son is 60, and he says I want all the ping pong balls on the country so the dad goes around the country getting all the pingpong balls and gave them to his son. The son is 75 and he says “I want all the pingpong balls in Europe” so he goes around Europe getting all the pingpong balls and gives them to his son. Now the son is 80 and wants all the ping pong balls in the world, so the dad travels the world getting all the ping pong balls, and gives them to his son. Now the son is 90, and it’s his last birthday. And he says “Dad, for my last birthday, I want all the pingpong balls in the universe” so the dad travels the universe and comes back with all the pingpong balls. And gives them to his son. The next day, it’s his sons last day on earth, and after they’ve said “i love you”  the dad asks his son “before you go, why did you always ask for pingpong balls” and the son says “fine dad, I’ll tell you. The reason I always wanted pingpong balls and why I’ve never told you is…
          
          And then he dies

Thought of the day:
          A naked man fears no pickpocket
          Yet risks great humiliation
          Thank you

Story of the day: (for all the mauraders fans,)
          My bff from out of school, is so Remus Lupin from ATYD coded it’s ridiculous. So we were chatting at a bakery close to my house and she was telling me that at her school, these girls were saying that she’s “so moony coded” and she was wondering what that means, and I was like “THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE” so she got a 20-minute breakdown of the entire mauraders fandom. And then I said that “moony-coded” just means that she reminds them of Remus Lupin a lot. So she asked what was Remus Lupin like, so I explained a few things, googled a few things, and honestly, her being moony coded has always been there in my mind, she  is the most moony coded person on the face of the earth. Reads, quiet, sarcastic, hot headed, curses like a sailor,  pretends to be sensible, and basically every other moony trait you could think of. (And i love her just the way she is) So when I gave a detailed breakdown of Remus Lupin and his personality, with help from google, she scoffed and said “I’m not like that.” Now, she’s very smart, so you’d THINK she would think, yeah I see a bit of me in him, but NO. That’s okay, she can think of herself anyway she wants, so we left it at that. A few days later, she calls me, and says, “I asked all my school friends, they say I’m like Moony. Why do I remind everyone of him” (she’s smart but dense) so I said “ok, do you think the reason might be that you are a TINY bit like him”  and she was like “no I don’t think so, plus I don’t need  random girls telling me what character I remind them of”. Which is true. Few days later she calls me again, and this was really getting to her and she says “I’ve been doing research, and I’ve asked loads of people. So do you think I might be a bit moony coded?” And I was like “YES THANK YOU” moral of the story, when everyone says you have a specific personality trait, and you display it a lot, and even google says you do, chances are, THATS A PERSONALITY TRAIT YOU HAVE
          ❤️❤️❤️