[updates are at bottom of bio ∨∨]

Stressed, depressed, and iFunny obsessed,
At best, I'm a petulant mess with no zest,
 A guest who's hard-pressed to leave house-arrest
Impressed? Oh you jest, no talent I possess (TRUE),
Suppressed within, I confess I'm not blessed
unless you wanna test me *UH* give it a rest
Expect to get bested by my prowess
I puff my chest, yes, you're next it's no contest
Haters tryna faze me, nah, they spewin' nonsense!
~Thanks to JOHN Douglass

I'm very bad at introductions, as you may have recently learned. This is my second Wattpad account, so I guess you could say that I've been around since 2014, but I wanted to make a more professional account for my serious works. : ) Go check out my first account, @shoeless_daydreamer0 !!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy what literature I have on here, scarce as it may be!

A bit about me:
-I'm a fan of the Gorillaz, Supernatural, and am on Team Dean (pie for the win, baby!)
-I'm extremely gullible and get scared very easily (I once had nightmares for a month after watching the Scooby Doo season finale)
-I despise carrots
-I'm also a fan of Collegehumor (I dearly miss Jake and Amir)
-I'm a vile tea vermin obsessed with lemon and honey in her chamomile
-I'll end up blaming my lack of updates on my school work (I go to a college preparatory)
-I'm a flaming pansexual
-Sou Brasileiro
-fav color: neon green

**news on works:
Carinos Bastardos:
active, updates every Sunday (as of 4/17/17)
Forget Me Not:
active, updates random (as of 4/17/17)
LED Lights:
completed!!