El Hasu

VOLVÍ HIJOS DE PUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Era zaphkiel)

I know what you're thinking.
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          ANOTHER love chain?
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          But this is different, so hear me out.
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          If you're reading this, SOMEONE cares about you.
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          Someone, somewhere knows that you're an amazing person.
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          You're loved.
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          You rock.
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          You deserve all the good things in your life, and trust me, they're there.
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          No matter how bad things are, someone is here for you.
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          No catch.
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          After reading this, you have three options:
          1) Do nothing.
          2) Send this to as many or as few people as you want.
          3) Post this on your message board.
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          Whatever you choose to do, you're beautiful and awesome and loved.
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          Help us spread this message all over Wattpad. 
          Everyone deserves love.
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Palgacuate o agualta

Dou me he podido cambiar la foto

Charizard salvaje: *existe*
          
          Mi suerte: *3 pokeballs* no
          
          Yo: SUERTE DE MIERDA!

Incursion nvl 5 de articuno: *existe*
          
          Yo con 6 pibes mas: *le ganamos*
          
          Yo: *le tiro todas las pokeballs y uso todas las bayas posibles*
          
          Articuno: *escapa en todas*
          
          *le tiro la ultima luego de que ataque para que no lo haga otra vez*
          
          Articuno: *ataca*
          
          *pierdo la pokeball, por lo tanto, tambien la captura*............. iba a ser mi primer legendario y la cague... qwq...

Ese no es un furro...ese es...SCP 1471!!!!!

Oigan, dejen sus codigos de pokemon go y yo les mando solicitud con gusto :3

Nadie:
          
          Todos los gimnasios de pokemon Go en mi ciudad:
          
          *SHINY PORYGON Z INTENSIFIES*

3 porygon shiny! :D