Hello! 
My name on the Internet is Clarence, however it is not my true name. I'm also not from Canada, so...

I read on the Internet and I think I would make a successful story. 

I would post this on my other account, but friends follow me there and I don't want them to read my story. 

I don't think I can keeps my eyes open any longer as I write this.

Okay, goodnight :))