* Clears throat
* opens mouth
*tries to come up with something smart and interesting about my life
Yeahhhh...
I got nothin 🤷
2020 Update: still got nothin
2021 Update: still absolutely nothin
- I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the darn script.
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