I already know a few things about you; 
1. You are reading this 
2. You are human 
3. You can't say the letter p without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it 
6. You are laughing at yourself 
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5. 
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too 
10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for this too! I fell for it!