OneDirectionJustinBieberEdSheeranAdeleSamanthaJadeTheScriptTheFrayDemiLovatoChrisBrownMichaelBublè. Yay. (Get it bub[lè] yay...it rhymes hahahaha I'm so funny.)

I like singing really loudly. This one time the Chinese lady next door yelled at me for being too loud.

Mean Girls is my life.

My friends call me Gretchen Weiners. You'd think that would be offensive but it's really not.

I'm socially awkward and weird. If you ever need someone to have a go at somebody for you I'm your girl.

I'm going to marry Harry Styles. So, don't even think you will cause I will. (No, you can think that if you want too! It's ok.)

I don't ship larry stylinson. If you ever come at me talking about larry stylinson I will hit you. I might respect a shipper though depends if your like "OMG totz larry al da waay Lyk OMG guiz dey r sah cuteh Lyk juzt meh otp"

I also like talking in American and British accents although I swear with an Irish accent. YOLO!!

I'm Australian and I hate prawns and shrimp and barbecued food tastes like burnt cow shit.

I like taking Selfies and reading books.

If I know you I'll block you. #Sorrynotsorry.

Unless you're Isabella, Natalie or Nicola then you guys can stay cause I LOVE YOU!!

I'm sarcastic as hell.

If you say or ask something stupid I will reply sarcastically.

Toodles bitchez.

XOXO Gossip Girl.