Hello! We are Felicity Peterson & Louisha Deborah. We have been best friends for many years and are both happily divorced with our dumbass ex-husbands. We like children VERY much. We live in New Solorzano Valley at the outskirts of our town. We love to read books about how to cook meat. Lastly, we like to watch over children as we sit on our chairs at the front yard. We will always watch them. Day and night. Now that you've gotten this far, we would like to inform you that you can no longer get away from our grasps  and that this is all a sarcastic joke. This is not a drill.