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"Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another lonely son of a b*tch who doesn't have anything better to do but scroll through iFunny and watch YouTube? That's not enough meme dosage -- no sir. What you need, is meme doses in text form.

"If you don't read every once in a while, your *ss is gonna get dumber than a pile of thots trying to get the last PSL from the Starbucks around the corner. You can prevent this by readin' some memes too, and that's what I got here for ya.

"If you want the most pack for your punch and the max amount of dosage of meme, read DMHS. Full of those amazing meme vibes and will surely want to make you bleach your eyes and your small intestine, it's a great place to just relax in memes.

"All the other stories are a little less meme, and are more... Normal, I guess. Lower in doesage, and it'll prevent you from getting DMPD, or Dank Meme Personality Disorder. It eases off the memes and is probably near the regualr writin' and story tellin' side of fiction.

"Enjoy, you dank son of a b*tch. Oh, and just follow, comment, and vote on chapters as payment. Otherwise, Karma's gonna be like a whore that never stops suckin'. I won't hold you to it, but Karma definitely will."