'From The Earth I Rise & To The Earth I 1 Day Will Return What's Up Mother Shuckers My Name Is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, & I'm Here Today To Introduce You To CORN. Corn Is A North American Serial Plant That Yields Large Kennels On A Cob It Is Also Called Maize Because Its Easy To Get Lost In It's Incredible Flavour. Side Effects Of Corn May Include Choking I Guess?'

Come Down Today And Try Some Corn Or We Will Sacrifice Your New Born :D