My name Jacob :p 
I'm more of the nerdy type who likes Pokemon and anime.  So if you don't like that shit then.  *swallows and points*. There's the door, if you get that I will automatically love you.  

I cuss a fucking lot and if you have a fucking problem with that then get the fuck out.  Jk just don't complain now that you knew :p 

The profile picture is me! Not anybody else :/ fakes aren't the best but I guess I could make friends with you :) as long as your nice.  

I'm batman...but shhhh I'm not supposed to tell anybody. Jk, sorry ladies I'm not a vampire I don't sparkle in the light.  That's just not my style ;) 

I have glasses :p but I like them.  
I popped out of my mums vagina 17 whole years ago :o 
I'm bisexual 
And single possibly forever alone D: 

I also have no friends.  So please hmu *pouts*. I'm begging you :) 

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