Hello! The most misunderstood creature in all of creation here.  That's right. I'm not who your bible makes me out to be. My name is Lucifer, if you didn't get that already because let's face it, humans aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. And I AM NOT as bad as you think I am. To prove it, I'll tell you my life story. Try not to feel bad for me. I know it'll be hard.

Okay, so maybe I rebelled against all of Heaven and my father, but I had a good reason. God wanted me to love the humans as much as I loved him. But I couldn't because I loved my father more than anything, and the humans were completely flawed. And then he gave me the Mark because he couldn't kill Aunt Amara, so, he caged her and gave me the lock and key. But, apparently I "couldn't handle it" and because he thought that I posed a threat to humanity, he locked me in a cage in Hell and transferred the Mark to Cain. 

Then after a bunch of drama that really doesn't need to be repeated here, I met the Winchesters and their pet angel Castiel, which ultimately led to my freedom from the cage; twice. The flannel-wearing hairless apes were the bane of my existence. Sam Winchester especially. That man is a pain in my ass. He's caused me nothing but trouble, and now because of him and his annoying brother, Dean I'm stuck in this bizarro Earth with their mother. But, I will get out, find my son Jack, and make the Winchesters' lives a living Hell.