Oh why hello there! I believe you must be interested in getting to know me aye little ol' chap? 

I am Moonman, please refer to me as, the one and only Moonman. I'll have you know there is no other Moonman for you, only me. But, if you are feeling rather chummy, will allow you address me as, Sir Moonman. 
I will be writing fanfictions as prior to many of us here on this platform. So I hope you enjoy the tastes of my magnificent pieces! Requests will also be formally accepted.
Now I won't hold on to you forever, so lastly I would like to honourably feature @winstonolboogie , this creator has admirable stories that would make you swoooon!
So why are you still here? Get on with it you silly geese!