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Youāre playing Minecraft in a cave lookinā for diamonds
Thatās funny, Iām in the same cave lookinā for miners
āCause my sexual attraction to minors is major
Canāt even play hopscotch without poppinā a rager
Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fuckinā molested adults
So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL
If you bitches think I give a motherfuckinā shit if yāallā
Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokinā
And you canāt pretend this fuckinā track aināt smokinā
Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin
Roll over, you wonāt look back when Iām over you I knew Max whenā
He only had 4K subs, all Ls
No dubs, no love, hold up ācause shoānuff
I fucked every damn chance Iāve been givinā
Priapism, never led up, the skyās the limit
Iād say mind your business, but I need mindless critics
To advertise my sick shit, you say Iām addicted?
But you keep humping my leg, now thatās addiction
No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction
You still got suspicion that Iām a pedo
Iām surprised Iām not, ācause my Mom the lesbo
Had a bitch, but she thought I was special
Iāll never forget the time she said so
She kicked me out ācause she was afraid she'd rape me
Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me
And if I ever have my own kid who hates me
I promise Iāll at least wait until youāre eighteen
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You canāt stop what happens in my head
'Till Iām dead
Iāll be singinā
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You canāt stop what happens in my head
'Till Iām dead (Uh)
'Till Iām dead
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But are you ready for the most fucked up line of the song?
Where you tear your hair up thinkinā if itās right or itās wrong
Is he trolling, mentally ill, or just horrible?
You know the scariest thing about me? Iām normal
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You canāt stop what happens in my head
'Till Iām dead
Iāll be singinā
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You canāt stop what happens in my head
'Till Iām dead (Uh)
'Till Iām dead
(Fuck)
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Iām hidinā in the woods behind your house like the Slender Man
But Iām Jewish, so itās pronounced: āSlendermanā
Enderman, look at me, never see your friends again
Tell āem to smash that like button for benjamins
Call me Benjamin Button, thatās adrenochrome, honey
The older I get, the more my demons grow hungry
And Shaelinās a feminist, donāt need no feed a hoā money
Plus her hairy armpits make my penis feel funny (Oh!)
I never spare you the details even if thatās what you want
Like your uncle remarried two shemalesānew aunts
My grandad used to take baths with my momma
When she was fourteen, guess thatās where we started the trauma
There was this one time my dad said heād throttle my throat
It was late afternoon, forgot to call on the phone
Sometimes I picture showinā up at his house
Shovinā a motherfuckinā gun in his mouth
And my mom, no thanks, donāt wanna touch her
Flashbacks of her askinā me, āWhatās a motherfucker?ā
And she smiled, thatās a special kind of incest
I screamed: āGet out!ā she put a soft wet kiss on my neck
I thought weāre supposed to free, thanks to Abraham Lincoln
But now youāre all now too scared to say what youāre thinkinā
Youāre a victim, fuck that, I cancel cancel culture
Donāt listen to these bitches (Watch), I can handle vultures
Dealinā with these batches of weasels like diesel patches
Why is CreepShow Art ridinā my D so hard?
Fuckinā sociopath, yeah, you preyinā folks while you doodle
Iāll steal your motherfuckinā fans to stay afloat like pool noodles
Iām a shit YouTuber? Maybe Iām too human
I tell the truth to ya, balls like Jupiter
Plus some pubic hair, shoot for the moon like Ed Boon
Look to La Luna, now gimme my Pulitzer
They say bullets are the cure for whatever I got
I say you can fantasize about whatever you want (Sex and violence)
Just be yourself, really, fuck they gonna do?
And if I still love me, you know I love you too
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