Hello, I'm Hannah. Also known as Hammy, Hamma, Handog or shit head.
As much as I love writing stories I have to admit the one that I have written is pretty crap. Yes, I'm honest to myself and I'm very proud.

Managing to get 8 followers is a big milestone in what I call "The writing agency". But I would love to have more, as most of you are blind and cant see my amazingly amazing talents.

Most of my followers are my friends and I love Rhiannon... and everyone else, obvz xx

I need a lot of inspiration from my friends, my imagination sucks. But I try. I will be the next Arnold Schwartnzegger before you and your blind eyes will know it.

As you can see I have a pretty secretive ego. I hate making myself look amazing as I don't want to look like a bitch.

Being amazing has done a lot for my career, like Bill Gates I earn £1 a year.

I have no kids, so guys. MMMMMMMMMMMMM?

With many qualities I may seem a bit big headed. But its not my fault, I'm better than you.

I once asked why this girl was white if she was African. Someone called me Karen. DO I LOOK LIKE A KAREN TO YOU? IM NOT LIKE YOU AVERAGE SHITS THAT EARN £20, 000 A YEAR. 

IM TOO MAINSTREAM 4 YOU.

ADMIT IT.

NOW.

OR FOREVER HOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKING PEACE.

YES YOU.

DONT LEAVE THIS PAGE.

NEVER.

DONT LOOK SO GUILTY.

YOU WANT TO FOLLOW ME.

YOU KNOW IT.

I KNOW IT.

GOD KNOWS IT.

The owner of this got taken away for sexually harassing her computer. Sorry for the inconvenience. The Autobiography police.