[My current non-existent Cale and krs AU’s meet FF]
Chapter title: Never trust twisted!Cale’s cooking
Pov: Some of the Cale’s and Krs’s went to a restaurant. Twisted!Cale (ur Cale) was asked to cook something for taste tester Cale and krs by reporter krs. He was next asked to share the secret ingredient after they finished tasting it.
Twisted!Cale: three secret ingredients that might be found in the food. Fish liver.
Reporter!Krs: (ㅇ>ㅇ)
Twisted!Cale: human flesh.
Reporter!krs, Taste tester! Cale and Krs: (ㅇㅁㅇ!?)…
Twisted!Cale: Or shark.
Reporter!krs,Taste tester!Cale, and Taste tester!Krs: …(ㅇㅁㅇ)
Reporter!Krs: Alright…Are those really the 3 ingredients?
Taste tester!Cale: *eyes slightly shaking*
Twisted!Cale: Mhmm~ *An ominous but seductive smile*
Reporter!Krs: is this… is that…
Taste tester!Cale and Taste tester!Krs: (ㅇㅁㅇ)
Taste tester!Cale: *looks down at plate then back up*
Police!Cale: it’s alright, you can eat all of those.
Taste tester!Krs: *sigh*
Reporter!Krs: Uhhh… Alright, thank you T, thank you very much. *hiding shock*
Alright guys… Fish liver, shark, or….
Twisted!Cale: or human flesh. *same ominous smile*
Taste tester! Cale: This better be shark.
Reporter!Krs: Alright, then what do you think it’s gonna be?
Taste tester!Krs: Shark too.
Reporter!Krs: alright shark.
Taste tester!krs: The liver would be to obvious, and no matter how crazy he is. I don’t think he would put human flesh. So I think it shark.
Reporter!Krs: Then chef T, can you tell use what the secret ingredient is?
Twisted!Cale: *an even more ominous smile* I’m afraid you’re both wrong~… It’s human flesh.
Reporter!krs,Taste tester!Cale, and Taste tester!Krs: (ㅇㅁㅇ;;) !?
Taste tester!Cale: *passes out*