i’m gonna go to college in hawaii ok? one day my roommates gonna be like, “girl, c'mon live your life and come to this party with me.” naturally, im gonna say yes- that night im gonna meet a cute surfer boy with wavy blonde hair and really pretty blue eyes and he’s gonna teach me to surf , we’re gonna date for two years. but then we’re gonna graduate and be like “one day we’ll come back for each other” cause like im gonna go back home & he’s gonna stay in hawaii. fast forward a couple years . he texts me out of the blue saying, “come visit me.” and ofc i go — we start dating again. we get married. have four surfer babies . we live in a beach house near the ocean , our beautiful surfer babies are gonna grow up on the island. we grow old in our beach house and boom.