370HSSV O773H <----- Read that upside down c;

I'm Moses...yep, thanks for the name, mom -.- 

I'm a beardy biblical pensioner in a dusty dress and child-molester sandals (sexy ain't it? c;)

Lol..kidding! ^^ My name is actually Adonis ;)

Things you should know:

1.) I'm an idiot.
2.) My feet are huge, wink wink, nudge nudge, tickle tickle
3.) I often throw my phone around to see if it will break and then laugh about it.
4.)  I cough random sexual words in awkward situations.
5.)  My friends are dipshits.
6.)  I study shit in University that makes me stressed.
7.)  I date so much that my parents nickname them all "sweety1, sweety2...."
8.)  I have a short temper which is good because people don't like testing it out.
9.)  I wanted to be a tiger when I was young... Nobody told me that humans can't fucking evolve.
10.) I breath. A lot.

I'm an asshole, but deep down inside..I'm an even bigger asshole xD

awesome people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Wreck_Tangle - My first friend here..claims that we're twins. (why the fahk do we think alike, April? stop reading my mind xD) I love arguing with dis chick xp


@xJessy - all you need to know is that she's fahking gorgeous. ;)


@Annamahone11 - my babe..idk..I'm always dirty minded whenever i talk to her c;


@-Wednesday- My BitchyA..i love annoying her :*


pm? xD