Sup nerds, I'm Max. I highly enjoy the motherland, and I highly enjoy Murka. Anyone who knows me, I have a sweetheart named Lauren. her name on here is Awkward--Human or something. I'm not afraid to admit that I have a sweetheart. I will not tolerate any flirting here. I have an iFunny, which is DevilDog_USMC_DTOM. I plan on joining the military. Fuck y'all. Later. 
By the way, I love you sweetheart ❤