Right.

Ok.

Privyet. I am not really Ivan. But who is what they say anymore? I'm very depressed all the time, so watch out for that.

I'm dear friends with Rainemow. She's very nice, and also very depressed.

And another thing, don't annoy me. Do NOT flame my work, (yes I'm a Fanficcer) and don't offend my country.

But other than that, I don't bite. Usually. Unless I'm hungry, or a potato. Potatoes bite.