Convo w/ my mom:
Mom: You know how c/n's uncle always teases everyone?
Me: Yeah? (just for the record my mother has no direct idea of my feelings and assumes I just have an close platonic friendship with him)
Mom: well he sometimes makes jokes about you and C/n, the boy has absolutely no quellms about throwing back his own comments to his uncle. I have to admit he's one of your more socially inclined friends.
Me on the outside: Yeah, I remember that one time when in class he and Tammy looked to one another, flicked their hair and said hello.
Me on the inside: OH MY FRICKEN GOSH. DOES THAT MEAN HIS UNCLE THINKS HE FEELS THAT WAY OR I FEEL THAT WAY OR BOTH? IS THIS A SIGN? IS IT GOOD OR BAD? WTF MOM WHY DID YOU BRING THIS UP!!
Mom: oh also Hon do you think this cake would work for the graduation cake for the form 4s?
Me: yeah, it seems easy enough, d'you want tea?
(I then proceeded to leave the room and dance in silent squeals and horrified screams while the Kettle boiled and now we are watching Chicago Med)
