@Iwillstandbymyship
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTNrnF_jydF/ ...my friend sent me this the other day *cries*
I'M JUST A MAN! (literally what I thought when Valentino went- don't be dramatic! Hes just a man-)
Omg youre so cool I love radioapple too!!!
Love the pfp! I know the creator of it online lol their art style is so pretty
So I had a terrible fucking day yesterday
Basically I got no sleep the night before and when I got home from a sleepover w my bestie I went straight to sleep
Cuz that's the only straight thing I can do
However
I got woken up
By a fucking curtain rod FALLING ON MY FACE
SO NOW I HAVE A CUT ON MY FOREHEAD AND IT STILL FUCKING HURTS
THE NEXT DAY
Anyways so when that happened at first I sat there in shock
Then I started crying and called my mom
Who called my dad
My dad came and helped me while my fucking brother stood around watching tv
Apparently he heard me crying but decided not to do anything about it
The little dickbag
And while my dad was getting me a bandaid
Did my brother do anything to help me?
NO
HE JUST STOOD THERE WATCHING HIS STUPID YOUTUBE
THERE WAS LITERALLY SNOT ON MY FACE AND THIS CUT THAT WAS HURTING LIKE A BITCH AND HE JUST STOOD AROUND
MY FUCKING DOGS DID MORE TO COMFORT ME THAN HE DID
No but actually my sweet little babies are the best
One sat on my lap and the other was trying to hug me
Anyways my dad got me a bandaid and started lecturing my brother because he DIDN'T. DO. ANYTHING.
After that the topic moved to some other stuff I don't remember
All I know was my dad was lecturing me and my brother and at one point took my phone and put a warm rag on my face
Just smack dab center
Anyways I eventually passed out for a couple hours
However I was worried about a concussion so it was very light
Like I kept waking up
And then at one point I woke up to my dad giving me a burger and fries
Very yummy
This is super long so I'll continue in the replies
@Iwillstandbymyship I didn't read everything else bc I kept laughing at "bc that's the only straight thing I can do" Tho, fuck your brother
Yall
My dear ol' dad knows about hh now
He asked about one of the songs and I just didn't think and told him
Uh
He didn't kill meor really give a fuck
Which
This guy is very decently Christian (I say knowing well that one time he forgot that the band he and my mom were talking about was called wet leg and called it wet pussy) and straighter than a pole.
And I was like "ykw let's risk our lives today" and I put on episode one
Here's a direct quote :D
"She's funny"
"He. That's a he."
"Oh ok"
Said "he" was Angel
HELP HE LAUGHED AT LIKE EVERYTHING HE SAID I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE
I also played episode 5 simply because I can and also LUCI HEHEHEHEHEHEH
And when Lu goes "you like girls? SO DO I! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!!" he goes "haha you like girls and guys"
I corrected him on the quote and then proceeded to talk about how Lu is pansexual and Charlie is bi so he was technically right
Anyways he was to bed after ep5
I stayed up for another couple hours
Suuuuuper great choice
Anyways I tired
Byeeeeee
@Iwillstandbymyship HAHAH I LOVE THIS I WANT TO DO THIS BUT MY PARENTS WILL NEVER KNOW
HAPPY NEW YEAR
My asked me what song I wanted to play
Uh
I played love in a bottle first
Like half the songs from season 2 have played and my dads sitting in his chair watching vids about like tools and stuff
Anyways BYEEEE
@Iwillstandbymyship PEAK SONG!! LOVE IN A BOTTLE, LOVE IN A BOTTLE, DON'T NEED LOVE WHEN IT COMES IN A BOTTLE!!!
@Iwillstandbymyship DONT NEED LOVE WHEN IT COMES IN A BOTTLE STRUT WHEN YOUR BLUFFING DOUBLE OR NOTHING!
VAEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!11
I GOT SOME BIG NEWS
@Iwillstandbymyship I'm pansexual now :3 (It's New Years here in the Philippines)
Hi I'm 11 and just wanna say I love your posts they are amazing keep up the great work!
