Iwillstandbymyship

Me when I found out Luke Evans is gay:
          	
          	"NOOOOOOOO HE'S GAY?? FUUUUCKKKK I MEAN I KNOW I NEVER HAD A CHANCE IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT HE COULD AT LEAST LIKE WOMEN!!"
          	
          	 I'm so upset rn guys

Iwillstandbymyship

Iwillstandbymyship

@Kool-Aid71 lol yeah unfortunately u can't really use emojis on the messaging board
Reply

Kool-Aid71

@Iwillstandbymyship I did a sideways crying laughing emoji after that it just didnt send
Reply

Cass1973

Hiiiii! I just read the prolog of "broken promise" and sis...... IT'S AWESOME! THE IDEA IS GENIUS I WANNA MORE! GIMME MOREEEEE! or i'll sit in your walls

Cass1973

Oh and i read "POV when you're in love with your best friend" and i'm begging you to finish this because it was GORGEUS!
Reply

Cass1973

Pwetty pwease finish it
Reply

Iwillstandbymyship

this message may be offensive
Ok so fun little thing and by that I mean horrible thing here: I saw fan art of lion king characters as humans and in the comments (this was on Pinterest if ur wondering) and someone said something along the lines of "if u know the social structures of hyenas you know why Shenzi keeps Ed and Banzai around" and I did not have this information so I went on an internet search which ended in me finding out that instead of a vigina like every other fucking female mammal female hyenas have this thing called a (hold on lemme check google again)
          
          ...pseudopenis
          
          So female hyenas basically give birth through their dicks.
          
          ...
          
          Jesus Christ and their the only ones who have this feature btw...
          
          EVERYBODY SAY UR GLAD UR NOT A FEMALE HYENA CUZ WTF
          
          Also I didn't even find out why Shenzi would keep the dumbasses around...so if u know pls tell me cuz I'm actually very curious.

ChaoticBean13

@Iwillstandbymyship I- that's good to know I guess
Reply

Iwillstandbymyship

@Jrae25 oh no yeah let's hope not
Reply

Jrae25

@Iwillstandbymyship lol I hope my 9 year old sister doesn’t find out and ask me questions I have been asking me questions about where babies are come from 
Reply

Iwillstandbymyship

My Wattpad is being rlly weird chat cuz wdy if I tag someone my comment won't load?? Tf?? Also why do links not work in comments...
          
          Seriously bro wtf is going on

this_might_be_satire

@Iwillstandbymyship Wattpad has lowkey been having a stroke for the past little while
Reply