Alex Vause's Vibrator

Happy Pride Month!!!!

Ngl I know she's evil but Dagmar lowkey got me down bad. Also, I can't get the Disenchantment episode one elf song out of my head, the one where it's all like "hanging Elfo from a gumdrop tree a strangly dangly activity"

I'm at a sketchy hotel rn and trying to survive the random arse stuff on the tv autoplaying since most people in the room are asleep

*throws confetti on you*
          
          YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ✨️ CONFETTIED ✨️
          
          pass on the confetti to ten more people

Last day of hell. Hello Summer!

HELP- my bathroom was being used and I needed to take a piss so I used my parents bathroom and I found a used rubber male protection item in the trash and now I'm traumatized

Rhea Ripley can crush me and I'll happily let her

I'm alive, sorry for not being on here for a few days but it's pretty dead so I don't think people noticed, anyways my email is screwing with me again so I may get locked out of my account again

I'm over four months clean and now I have the urge to reset that but I can't because I'm scared my girlfriend will be upset and I don't want to upset her

I was on the bus and the seat I like was taken so I took another seat I kinda liked but then the guy who usually sits there said "it's my birthday" and I'm not heartless so I let him sit there and sat at a different seat but then the girl who usually sits there told me to move and I didn't want to move that time so she told the bus driver on me knowing I'm in 7th grade and the rule is "only 8th graders in the back", so then I got sent to the front for the rest of the year and now I'm crying because I hate it and I wanna fucking die now