Mon cher, thanks for letting me borrow your laptop! You left your Wattpad open, so I'll just take this chance! I love you!
                                                       -Elle
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Hello, my name is Josh and let me be honest, my girlfriend MADE me get Wattpad because she said that I needed to read more. I don't think that's the case and she knows it. Anyway, Giselle and I are in the Senior year of High School. She really wants to be a vet, she even opened a-- nevermind. Well, I have no idea what I want to be. I don't even know if I'm going to college. 

Excuse me, my girlfriend just barged in the room and heard what I said. Help.

*gets up*
Giselle: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT COLLEGE?!
Josh: That I didn't know if I was going.
Giselle: Like hell, OF COURSE YOU ARE!!!
Josh: Yeah? And what am I going to study? Science? I've enough of that with Mr. Vandermir! Wait a second.
*walks over to laptop*
*logs off. . .*